Any Body Body Body Got Any CO CO COTDnoms?

Kinja'd!!! "Raphael Orlove" (orlove)
01/03/2014 at 17:13 • Filed to: COTDnoms

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Anybody see anything good today?

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Raphael Orlove
01/03/2014 at 17:18

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I'm going to nominate my explanation of why infiniti's naming system explains its failures in the US in a thread about why the impala should stay around and keep the name impala just because millenials typically dislike the name impala because it invokes the W-body "large slab of meh"

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Raphael Orlove
01/03/2014 at 17:19

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Every time I see the "COTDNOMS" tag I at first read it as "CONDOMS..."


Kinja'd!!! GreenN_Gold > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 17:20

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Ditto


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/03/2014 at 17:21

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To sum up my explanation - You start with entry level M, and then high end Q with a G entry level FWD and aan M convertible. But then G remains your base model but is now RWD and becomes your convertible. M then becomes the larger, middle sized sporty sedan while Q remains the top dog of luxury and size. Then you kill off the Q, and make the M bigger and more powerful while leaving G as coupe/convertible/sedan entry level. Then you kill M to bring back Q but Q is essentially the same role as M. I don't see any way that plan could fail to get people thinking and talking about infiniti's product line.


Kinja'd!!! Raphael Orlove > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 17:21

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we all do... we all do


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Raphael Orlove
01/03/2014 at 17:22

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Right here !

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Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 17:22

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Well, that sounds like a personal problem.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Raphael Orlove
01/03/2014 at 17:23

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HOW BIG IS THIS LEAD IMAGE!?

(I haven't ever said anything awesome, so I don't know who to vote for)


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > MonkeePuzzle
01/03/2014 at 17:26

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Vote for me. I didn't write anything particularly noteworthy either, but don't let that stop you.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Dusty Ventures
01/03/2014 at 17:27

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They don't call him "whole lotta" Orlove for nothin' dude needs to stay safe yo!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Leadbull
01/03/2014 at 17:28

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you should see the amazeballs things Leadbull is writing!!!

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/vote-for-me-i-…

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Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > Raphael Orlove
01/03/2014 at 17:30

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This one cracked me up.

here.

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Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Raphael Orlove
01/03/2014 at 17:31

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Nah man, but I would so hoon that Mercedes. Just one problem...ditches love they Benzes.

Sorry man, I know that joke must be getting old. It has become the new "Pretty sure that's a Lambo dude..."


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Chris Clarke
01/03/2014 at 17:34

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Seconded.


Kinja'd!!! Roberto G. > Raphael Orlove
01/03/2014 at 17:38

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Me. Whatever of my posts.


Kinja'd!!! Burt > Raphael Orlove
01/03/2014 at 17:51

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I made a terrible joke about a CVT, so there's that.


Kinja'd!!! Battery Tender Unnecessary > Raphael Orlove
01/03/2014 at 17:53

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http://jalopnik.com/im-surprised-a…

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